5: Sentiments that sound absurd coming from a woman

1. Its his fault, coming in here with those arms practically bursting from his t-shirt.

When I interact with a sexy man, the conversation feels awkward. I feel guilty for not being able to keep my mind on Calculus or groceries or whatever I am supposed to be doing. When I day dream about sex, I internally apologize to the man in my dream for using his body like that without his even knowing!
When I interact with a man who finds me attractive and the conversation is awkward, I feel guilty for wearing something that shows some cleavage (because what doesn't when you are this big) or for being too flirtatious and not keeping the conversation on Calculus or groceries.

Ok. Nothing ever comes of any of this, so I should not be feeling guilt for either situation, but since men insist on blaming women for their own sexiness* I think I should at least be able to return the favor and complain when an attractive man wears jeans that cup his backside just so... It's not my fault. He was asking for it. Did you see what he was wearing?!

*If you disagree with the idea that men still blame women for their sexiness, then tell me why we need separate dress codes for different genders? Why is low cut only inappropriate if there is something to show off? Why do we have to cover up our bra straps? Why can children dress indecently and be cute and right around 13 it becomes wrong to dress that way? Why is it indecent to breast feed in public. Even if you are a man who does not think these things, you must know a man who does.